FAQ

Is this going to fix my burnout, ADHD or nervous system?

No. None of it is medically effective, and anyone who tells you a crystal will regulate your nervous system is trying to sell you something. (So am I. I am just honest about it.) What it can be is a small, nice thing to hold on a hard day. That is the whole promise.

Will the jewellery tarnish or turn my finger green?

No. It is stainless steel with a waterproof gold finish, so it will not rust, tarnish or leave a green ghost on your skin. Wear it every day and forget about it, which is the dream.

Are the rings adjustable? I never know my size.

Yes. The rings are open-backed and adjustable, so they fit a range of sizes and you can gently squeeze them to fit whichever finger is the main character today. No sizing maths required.

Can I wear it in the shower or the sea?

Yes. It is waterproof, so showers, hand-washing, rain and the occasional cry are all fine. For pools and the sea, give it a rinse in fresh water after, because chlorine and salt are hard on everything, including us.

Is it hypoallergenic? I have sensitive skin.

Yes. Stainless steel is hypoallergenic and nickel-safe for most people, which is exactly why I use it. If your skin is very reactive, patch-test it like you would anything new.

How long until my order ships?

Orders are dispatched within 2 to 5 working days, and you will get an email with tracking when it is on its way.

Where do you ship, and how much does it cost?

I ship from the EU. Full shipping options and costs are on the Shipping page.

Something arrived wrong or broken. What now?

Email me and I will sort it, simple as that. For anything damaged or not as described, I would much rather fix it than leave you stuck with it. Full details are on the Returns and Refunds page.

What is “shop by feeling”, and who is the fortune teller?

Instead of browsing by product type, you can shop by how you feel, because that is usually what you actually came for. And the Parlour is where Madame reads you, by the cards or by the stars, and prescribes something accordingly. It is for fun. It is also weirdly accurate.

Are you a big company?

No. It is just me, one neurodivergent person who built this from the sofa. Everything is chosen, made or curated by hand, and if you message, you are talking to me.

How do I get in touch?

Through the Contact page, or just reply to any email from your order. I am a real person and I will get back to you.